How cold is cold?

Southern Missouri has been blasted (ok all my family in Wisconsin, just skip this post... I could NEVER live there... I'm to much of a wuss) with winter weather and cold temperature. 

It's cold.

It's damn cold.

It's colder then fucking Alaska! (I checked with a friend!)

It's so cold that our outdoor digital thermometer read's blank....

Really?

Are you kidding me?

Can I just stay home in bed?

*** news just said another five inches*** joy.